My Crazy Elf

My Crazy Elf carried a helmet that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a helmet was the item that was selected.

My Crazy Elf always carried a stretchman that they would sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

My Crazy Elf desperately looked for a little monkey that they would insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

My Crazy Elf always carried a mug that they would demolish. It should be an astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

My Crazy Elf always kept a set of lego that they would often cuddle. It might have been an unusual undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. A set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

My Crazy Elf always carried a stretchman that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the thing selected.