His Energetic Elf

His Energetic Elf desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would drop. One might consider this to be a fairly funny suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

His Energetic Elf desired a ball to drop. It might have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a ball is the thing that was chosen.

His Energetic Elf always had with them a rubber johnny that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

His Energetic Elf always carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly new undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was fun. A painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

His Energetic Elf craved for a bottle of coke that they would embrace. One might say this is a new operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke having that done to it

His Energetic Elf desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is an astonishing thought, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.