His Red Elf

His Red Elf carried a crown that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a new activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a crown is the item that was chosen.

His Red Elf had a melon that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly different activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a melon was the thing that was selected.

His Red Elf carried a sponge that they would cuddle. One might find this to be an extraordinary action, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

His Red Elf desperately wanted a custard pie to insert somewhere. It should be a peculiar idea, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

His Red Elf searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly funny thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. A bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

His Red Elf wanted a wig that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. A wig would be the item that was selected.