A Depressed Elf

A Depressed Elf had a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

A Depressed Elf desperately looked for a big sponge to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly curious activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Strangely, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

A Depressed Elf had a can of Tango to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be epic. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

A Depressed Elf desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would often worship. This is certainly a curious proposal, to my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

A Depressed Elf desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they sometimes throw. It is a strange exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

A Depressed Elf desired a bottle of beer that they would often put on his head. It is a fairly weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of beer having that done to it