Eccentric Elf

Eccentric Elf always kept a cucumber that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly odd activity, to some, but not to the Elf, who felt it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

Eccentric Elf always kept a stapler to eat. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

Eccentric Elf desperately wanted a stapler that they would occasionally demolish. This seems a fairly new operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

Eccentric Elf desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would break. This seems to be a fairly unusual action, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

Eccentric Elf desperately craved for a stapler that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the item opted for.

Eccentric Elf desperately needed a set of lego that they would often eat. It is a fairly curious proposal, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a set of lego being the thing selected.