His Crypting Elf

His Crypting Elf desperately searched for a bat that they would occasionally worship. This seems a fairly funny activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a bat having that done to it

His Crypting Elf desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would worship. This is certainly a surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

His Crypting Elf had a set square that they would occasionally share. This is certainly an astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a set square being the chosen item.

His Crypting Elf desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would sometimes throw. It was a fairly different activity, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Honestly, a cheese grater of all things.

His Crypting Elf desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would often worship. It should have been an unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

His Crypting Elf wanted a wig to worship. It was considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the item that was opted for.