My Ugly Elf

My Ugly Elf desperately searched for a little monkey that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been an odd approach to life, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

My Ugly Elf always carried a computer that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a computer was the item that was selected.

My Ugly Elf desperately desired a radiator to throw. It was considered to be a fairly curious operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the thing to select.

My Ugly Elf often carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally play with. This could be considered a weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Elf desperately needed a cheese grater that they would often worship. One might find this to be a new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

My Ugly Elf desperately needed a sponge to rub on his belly. It might be a fairly astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a sponge is the item to select.