A Ugly Elf

A Ugly Elf owned a wig to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a wig is the item to choose.

A Ugly Elf needed a set of lego that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a fairly original suggestion, to most, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the chosen thing.

A Ugly Elf always kept a stapler that they liked to embrace. One might say this is a curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

A Ugly Elf desperately looked for a teapot that they sometimes share. One might find this to be an odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a teapot being the item selected.

A Ugly Elf desired a ball that they would often share. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

A Ugly Elf desperately needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be an exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.