Their Lucky Elf

Their Lucky Elf desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the item selected.

Their Lucky Elf always carried a CD player that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Lucky Elf desperately craved for a melon that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be a funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be wonderful. Strangely, a melon would be the item chosen.

Their Lucky Elf craved for a vibrator that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems an exciting operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a vibrator being the item opted for.

Their Lucky Elf always had with them a melon that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a melon is the item to choose.

Their Lucky Elf always kept a bat that they would sometimes play with. It should have been an odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the chosen thing.