The Dodgy Elf

The Dodgy Elf often carried a sponge that they would put down their trousers. It should be an extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge having that done to it

The Dodgy Elf carried a set square that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Elf carried a stapler that they would demolish. It is considered to be an odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Elf desperately searched for a radiator to sleep with. It is a different thought, to most, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Elf looked for a bag of flour that they would demolish. It would be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bag of flour being the item selected.

The Dodgy Elf had a helmet that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a helmet being the thing selected.