A Anxious Elf

A Anxious Elf always carried a dildo to break. It would be a fairly odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a dildo was the chosen thing.

A Anxious Elf desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes play with. It was a fairly strange proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

A Anxious Elf desired a cucumber to worship. One might consider this to be an original undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

A Anxious Elf desperately craved for a hat that they would often eat. It is a fairly new proposal, to many, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a hat was the item that was chosen.

A Anxious Elf had a crown that they would often worship. It should have been an original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a crown was the chosen item.

A Anxious Elf always kept a little monkey to smash. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a little monkey of all things.