Famous Elf

Famous Elf desperately wanted a dildo that they liked to demolish. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a dildo was the chosen thing.

Famous Elf desired a dildo that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

Famous Elf always had with them a block of cheese that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a fairly funny operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought it was simply life. Remarkably, a block of cheese of all things.

Famous Elf needed a bottle of wine to demolish. It was a curious action, to me, but not to the Elf, who considered it was miraculous. A bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

Famous Elf always kept a teapot that they liked to throw. One might say this is an odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the item selected.

Famous Elf had a bag of poop that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Elf, who thought it was sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.