Angry Elf

Angry Elf had a computer that they would often eat. This seems to be a fairly strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Strangely, a computer was the item that was opted for.

Angry Elf desperately searched for a CD player that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an unusual suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a CD player was the item that was selected.

Angry Elf often carried a bag of poop that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

Angry Elf desired a rubber johnny to worship. This might appear to be a fairly strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be amazing. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

Angry Elf desperately searched for a sack of potatoes to experiment on. It would have been a fairly new action, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

Angry Elf desperately desired a computer that they sometimes eat. It should be a fairly different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the thing that was opted for.