The Angry Elf

The Angry Elf always had with them a Harry Potter wand to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly funny activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

The Angry Elf craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally annihilate It should be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Elf owned a mug that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be an astonishing thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the thing that was selected.

The Angry Elf always had with them a rubber chicken that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly a bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken having that done to it

The Angry Elf desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes drop. It was a surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Elf searched for a bag of flour that they sometimes share. It might be an exciting suggestion, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.