My Boring Elf

My Boring Elf carried a vibrator that they would sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly strange activity, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

My Boring Elf had a vibrator that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was out of this world. A vibrator would be the item chosen.

My Boring Elf always kept a melon to embrace. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

My Boring Elf often carried a sponge that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

My Boring Elf desperately craved for a bag of flour that they would annihilate One might find this to be an odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

My Boring Elf always kept a bat that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be an odd thought, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat having that done to it