A Tired Elf

A Tired Elf desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly strange action, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

A Tired Elf desired a custard pie to put down their trousers. It should be a funny undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. A custard pie was the item that was opted for.

A Tired Elf desired a custard pie that they would occasionally sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. A custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

A Tired Elf always had with them a big sponge that they liked to demolish. It might be a fairly exciting operation, to many, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the chosen item.

A Tired Elf always kept a radiator that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

A Tired Elf searched for a little monkey that they would often share. One might say this is a fairly unusual idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thought it was epic. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.