The Purple Elf

The Purple Elf searched for a tomato that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

The Purple Elf desperately craved for a magic 8 ball to play with. This is certainly an extraordinary activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was fun. A magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

The Purple Elf often carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a new suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

The Purple Elf desperately craved for a tomato that they would often sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the thing to select.

The Purple Elf had a porno magazine that they would occasionally break. This could be considered a funny operation, to my children, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

The Purple Elf desperately craved for a tomato that they liked to demolish. It was a fairly exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.