The Talented Elf

The Talented Elf desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to break. It was a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

The Talented Elf always kept a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes hug. It would be an extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

The Talented Elf desired a sack of potatoes to share. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

The Talented Elf desired a spade that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

The Talented Elf always carried a CD player that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly new action, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a CD player is the item to opt for.

The Talented Elf searched for a vibrator that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be a new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. A vibrator is the thing to opt for.