The Troubled Elf

The Troubled Elf desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would often drop. This could be considered a fairly astonishing proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

The Troubled Elf always kept a block of cheese that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a block of cheese of all things.

The Troubled Elf desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they liked to worship. It was considered to be a curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Elf always carried a hat to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly weird action, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt it was exciting. Bizarrely, a hat was the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Elf desperately wanted a helmet that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a helmet was the chosen item.

The Troubled Elf desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was stunning. A rubber chicken is the thing to select.