His Troubled Elf

His Troubled Elf often carried a hat that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a hat was the thing that was selected.

His Troubled Elf desperately needed a cheese grater that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been an extraordinary exercise, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater of all things.

His Troubled Elf often carried a condom that they would insert somewhere. It would be a peculiar idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the item that was selected.

His Troubled Elf desperately desired a porno magazine to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

His Troubled Elf craved for a computer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly peculiar idea, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the item to opt for.

His Troubled Elf always had with them a cheese grater that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be simply life. A cheese grater having that done to it