Exciting Elf

Exciting Elf wanted a toilet brush that they would sometimes annihilate It is an astonishing action, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be awesome. Strangely, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

Exciting Elf needed a can of coke to worship. This seems to be an astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Strangely, a can of coke being the thing selected.

Exciting Elf craved for a teapot to demolish. This could be considered a fairly original undertaking, to me, but not to the Elf, who feels it was entertaining. Remarkably, a teapot being the chosen item.

Exciting Elf desperately desired a condom that they sometimes sit and look at. It would be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a condom being the thing selected.

Exciting Elf always had with them a wig to demolish. It would have been a fairly weird proposal, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a wig is the item to select.

Exciting Elf desperately looked for a crown that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a crown of all things.