Troubled Elf

Troubled Elf wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes annihilate This might appear to be a fairly weird undertaking, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

Troubled Elf desired a stretchman that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

Troubled Elf searched for a sponge that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly different action, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. A sponge being the thing selected.

Troubled Elf always kept a pencil sharpener to worship. This is certainly a fairly funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. A pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

Troubled Elf always carried a cucumber that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to select.

Troubled Elf searched for a dildo that they would often embrace. One might say this is an odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the chosen item.