His Adventurous Elf

His Adventurous Elf always kept a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been an original action, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

His Adventurous Elf always kept a little monkey that they would rub on his belly. It should have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the item opted for.

His Adventurous Elf always carried a bat that they would sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. A bat was the thing that was opted for.

His Adventurous Elf always kept a pencil sharpener that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

His Adventurous Elf craved for a block of cheese that they liked to put on his head. This seems a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

His Adventurous Elf craved for a radiator that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly unusual exercise, to me, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. A radiator would be the thing that was selected.