Their Angry Elf

Their Angry Elf owned a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put on his head. It should be a new activity, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

Their Angry Elf looked for a stretchman to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly funny exercise, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

Their Angry Elf desperately desired a sponge to share. It would be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the item to choose.

Their Angry Elf desperately wanted a teapot that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is exciting. A teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Angry Elf always kept a cup that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be stunning. A cup is the thing to choose.

Their Angry Elf found a cheese grater that they would throw. It is considered to be an exciting approach to life, to most, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.