The Talented Elf

The Talented Elf always had with them a teapot that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a somewhat surprising action, to me, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

The Talented Elf always kept a crown that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was an unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a crown being the chosen item.

The Talented Elf searched for a cheese grater to embrace. It would be a curious undertaking, to most, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. A cheese grater of all things.

The Talented Elf always kept a painting of a melon that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be a weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

The Talented Elf desperately needed a pint of beer that they would often share. One might find this to be an unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

The Talented Elf always had with them a block of cheese that they would occasionally cuddle. It should be a fairly new proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.