The Adorable Elf

The Adorable Elf desperately craved for a set of lego that they liked to smash. This could be considered a weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was awesome. A set of lego being the chosen thing.

The Adorable Elf desperately craved for a radiator that they sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a strange thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

The Adorable Elf needed a pen to worship. It should be a bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who felt it was entertaining. Remarkably, a pen being the chosen item.

The Adorable Elf desperately wanted a set of lego that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the thing to select.

The Adorable Elf craved for a stapler that they would occasionally throw. It might have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

The Adorable Elf found a can of coke that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was sublime. Honestly, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.