A Nervous Elf

A Nervous Elf desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a different suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who expected it was sublime. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

A Nervous Elf carried a custard pie that they would often throw. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. A custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

A Nervous Elf wanted a chocolate bar that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar of all things.

A Nervous Elf craved for a crown that they would sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a crown is the thing to select.

A Nervous Elf needed a can of Tango to hug. It should have been a new thing to do, to many, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

A Nervous Elf desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would drop. It might be a fairly curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. A bottle of wine being the chosen thing.