Her Stupid Elf

Her Stupid Elf desperately looked for a cup that they would play with. It was a new thought, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Elf desperately needed a vibrator that they would often embrace. It was a peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

Her Stupid Elf desperately desired a bottle of wine to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Elf desired a sword that they would eat. This is certainly an odd proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the item that was selected.

Her Stupid Elf always carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes throw. It should be a bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

Her Stupid Elf desperately desired a pint of beer to embrace. This could be considered a different suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be out of this world. Strangely, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.