My Dodgy Elf

My Dodgy Elf searched for a sword that they would worship. It is a fairly different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was out of this world. A sword was the item that was chosen.

My Dodgy Elf desperately wanted a condom that they liked to put on his head. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a condom having that done to it

My Dodgy Elf desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is an unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be entertaining. Strangely, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

My Dodgy Elf always carried a condom that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be an extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a condom is the item that was chosen.

My Dodgy Elf always had with them a set square that they would often put up their bum. It should have been a peculiar action, to many, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a set square is the item to select.

My Dodgy Elf often carried a magic 8 ball that they would often cuddle. This could be considered a fairly strange operation, to some, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.