The Stupid Elf

The Stupid Elf desperately needed a porno magazine that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly odd thought, to you, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Elf always carried a bat to eat. One might consider this to be an exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who feels it was fun. Strangely, a bat being the chosen thing.

The Stupid Elf wanted a toilet brush that they would sometimes play with. It might be a curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Elf carried a custard pie to sleep with. This could be considered a different undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the item to select.

The Stupid Elf desperately wanted a pen to put up their bum. It would have been a different action, to most, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen having that done to it

The Stupid Elf always kept a set of lego that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly curious thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the item to choose.