His Curious Elf

His Curious Elf desperately wanted a can of coke that they sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

His Curious Elf desired a lava lamp that they liked to break. It would be a fairly weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

His Curious Elf always had with them a big sponge to put in the bath with him. It is a fairly extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a big sponge is the item to choose.

His Curious Elf desired a lava lamp that they liked to put down their trousers. It was an original thought, to my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

His Curious Elf desperately desired a helmet to worship. One might say this is an astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a helmet is the item to choose.

His Curious Elf desperately needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally drop. This might appear to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.