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in #elf8 days ago

His Different Elf found a Harry Potter wand that they would often drop. This seems to be a fairly original thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

His Different Elf craved for a rubber johnny that they sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary action, to you, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

His Different Elf desperately needed a hat that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a hat being the item selected.

His Different Elf searched for a bag of poop to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is stunning. A bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

His Different Elf desperately searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

His Different Elf desired a ball that they sometimes smash. One might say this is an exciting idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was simply life. A ball was the thing that was selected.

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