The Adventurous Elf

The Adventurous Elf desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly strange undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

The Adventurous Elf desperately craved for a sword that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sword is the item to select.

The Adventurous Elf desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly funny thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Adventurous Elf often carried a radiator that they sometimes throw. This seems to be an astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

The Adventurous Elf desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would often hug. This could be considered a fairly new activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who expected it was sublime. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

The Adventurous Elf found a cheese grater that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the item selected.