My Naughty Elf

My Naughty Elf had a bag of flour that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be an unusual thought, to some, but not to the Elf, who expected it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the item to select.

My Naughty Elf desperately looked for a computer that they liked to share. This is certainly a somewhat surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. A computer would be the item chosen.

My Naughty Elf desperately desired a sponge that they would occasionally hug. It should be a new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

My Naughty Elf desperately looked for a vibrator that they would sometimes worship. It might be a fairly funny operation, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

My Naughty Elf needed a stapler to hug. It would be a fairly unusual action, to me, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. A stapler was the thing that was chosen.

My Naughty Elf desperately looked for a stapler that they would often experiment on. It was an original operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the item selected.