His Crypting Elf

His Crypting Elf desperately desired a piece of paper that they sometimes throw. It was a different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

His Crypting Elf always had with them a chocolate bar that they would sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly weird action, to my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

His Crypting Elf desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a bizarre idea, to most, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

His Crypting Elf often carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

His Crypting Elf desperately searched for a CD player that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a CD player having that done to it

His Crypting Elf always kept a ball that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a peculiar idea, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a ball of all things.