A Square Elf

A Square Elf owned a bag of poop that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be sublime. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

A Square Elf looked for a big sponge that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

A Square Elf desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would often drop. This seems to be a fairly original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

A Square Elf carried a teapot to eat. It should be a fairly bizarre idea, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a teapot was the item that was selected.

A Square Elf carried a bottle of wine to sleep with. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

A Square Elf searched for a computer that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly original undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a computer is the item to choose.