A Bum Loving Elf

A Bum Loving Elf always carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been a weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Elf, who expected it was simply life. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Elf desperately searched for a pint of cider to sleep with. It was a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is sublime. A pint of cider of all things.

A Bum Loving Elf desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally experiment on. One might find this to be an extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

A Bum Loving Elf craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Elf desperately needed a big sponge that they liked to cuddle. It might be a fairly weird thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

A Bum Loving Elf looked for a bottle of coke to break. It might be a weird exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.