The Retarded Elf

The Retarded Elf desperately searched for a hat that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly unusual operation, to many, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, epic. A hat was the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Elf had a toilet brush that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a different action, to most, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

The Retarded Elf wanted a cheese grater that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be a funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

The Retarded Elf needed a vibrator that they liked to share. It is a fairly curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be exciting. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

The Retarded Elf found a piece of paper that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. A piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

The Retarded Elf desperately wanted a teapot that they liked to demolish. It would have been a different exercise, to my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a teapot would be the item that was selected.