The Yellow Elf

The Yellow Elf had a set of lego that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

The Yellow Elf wanted a teapot that they sometimes throw. This could be considered a peculiar exercise, to me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

The Yellow Elf always carried a sack of potatoes to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

The Yellow Elf always had with them a magic 8 ball that they liked to experiment on. It might be an exciting thought, to you, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

The Yellow Elf owned a porno magazine that they would often annihilate One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

The Yellow Elf desperately searched for a sword that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a sword would be the item that was opted for.