His Green Elf

His Green Elf needed a porno magazine that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be a surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

His Green Elf had a stretchman that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems to be a fairly weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be wonderous. A stretchman is the thing to choose.

His Green Elf always kept a bottle of coke that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

His Green Elf desperately searched for a vibrator that they would smash. This seems to be a weird approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

His Green Elf searched for a dildo that they would drop. It is considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the thing to select.

His Green Elf always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally sleep with. It is a fairly strange action, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was stunning. A can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.