The Fat Elf

The Fat Elf carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be a fairly weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken of all things.

The Fat Elf often carried a bag of poop that they sometimes play with. It was considered to be a bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a bag of poop of all things.

The Fat Elf often carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes break. It should have been an exciting operation, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is epic. A pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Fat Elf needed a stretchman that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who felt it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the item opted for.

The Fat Elf craved for a can of coke that they would put in the bath with him. It is an exciting operation, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. A can of coke was the thing that was selected.

The Fat Elf desperately craved for a sword that they would often drop. It would have been a curious thought, to me, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a sword being the thing opted for.