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RE: The Cabin in the Woods (film): A real treat for horror film fans
I haven't watched this movie in a couple of years, but it's definitely a solid boner jam. I always enjoy when a movie deconstructs its genre down and has fun with it. The only thing I was bummed about is that we didn't get to see some more mer-man action, now that's a true alpha chad monster.
You psychotic deviant. You were secretly hoping for more mer-man-on-man action, and don't try to deny it. I can sense that sea-man-stiffy from a hundred yards away. Why the hell are you within 100 yards of me, anyway? Do the words "restraining order" mean nothing to you?! :)
Silence, barnacle boy. Don't make me break out the gamer girl bath water on your ass. Just enjoy the sodden moisture and maintain eye contact with me for at least the next 170 seconds.