The Lovely Fish

The Lovely Fish always had with them a can of Tango that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Fish craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes break. This seems a somewhat surprising activity, to many, but not to the Fish, who felt it was awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

The Lovely Fish craved for a CD player that they would occasionally demolish. It should have been a fairly surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Fish, who thought that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the item to opt for.

The Lovely Fish always carried a bottle of beer that they would often worship. It was a peculiar exercise, to my mum, but not to the Fish, who felt that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

The Lovely Fish always kept a lava lamp that they would worship. It would be a fairly odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

The Lovely Fish desperately needed a wig to cuddle. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who expected that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a wig was the chosen item.