My Boring Fish

My Boring Fish often carried a melon that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

My Boring Fish found a pencil sharpener that they would often annihilate It was a fairly curious approach to life, to most, but not to the Fish, who assumed it would be exciting. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

My Boring Fish desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who thinks that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

My Boring Fish found a sack of potatoes to break. It would be an odd suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Fish, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

My Boring Fish searched for a stretchman that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a fairly peculiar operation, to my children, but not to the Fish, who thought that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

My Boring Fish desperately craved for a wig that they would occasionally smash. It was a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a wig is the thing to opt for.