My Bum Loving Fish

My Bum Loving Fish desperately desired a stretchman that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a weird and wonderful action, to you, but not to the Fish, who felt it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a stretchman of all things.

My Bum Loving Fish always kept a vibrator to sit and look at. This might appear to be an odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who felt it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item to choose.

My Bum Loving Fish always kept a cucumber that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a fairly weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen item.

My Bum Loving Fish desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally worship. It would have been a new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Fish had a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving Fish always kept a little monkey that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a little monkey being the item opted for.