The Funny Fish

The Funny Fish wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would often demolish. It would be a fairly odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Fish wanted a can of Tango that they would often embrace. It would be an astonishing thought, to my dad, but not to the Fish, who feels it was fun. A can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

The Funny Fish had a rubber johnny that they sometimes throw. It might have been an astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who assumed it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

The Funny Fish desperately searched for a ball that they would worship. It was a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a ball was the thing that was selected.

The Funny Fish owned a toilet brush that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who feels it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

The Funny Fish always kept a piece of paper that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Fish, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper being the thing selected.