The Lonely Fish

The Lonely Fish found a toilet brush that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Fish, who feels it would be sublime. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

The Lonely Fish carried a custard pie to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a different approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie of all things.

The Lonely Fish desperately wanted a big sponge that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to be a funny proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who expected it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a big sponge of all things.

The Lonely Fish often carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a new thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Fish, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

The Lonely Fish always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is a somewhat surprising thought, to some, but not to the Fish, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

The Lonely Fish wanted a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would be an odd action, to my grandpa, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.