My Grumpy Fish

My Grumpy Fish desperately wanted a condom that they liked to throw. It might have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who thought it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a condom is the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Fish desperately desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally smash. It should have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Fish always kept a can of coke to eat. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Fish, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

My Grumpy Fish always kept a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

My Grumpy Fish had a sword to embrace. It would have been a new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who considered it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a sword being the thing selected.

My Grumpy Fish looked for a melon that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a funny thing to do, to many, but not to the Fish, who felt that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a melon is the thing to choose.