Naughty Fish

Naughty Fish needed a stapler that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a new action, to you, but not to the Fish, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stapler being the chosen thing.

Naughty Fish wanted a can of Tango to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

Naughty Fish needed a mug that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Fish, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a mug was the item that was selected.

Naughty Fish found a pint of beer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a new exercise, to most, but not to the Fish, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. A pint of beer is the thing to select.

Naughty Fish desperately wanted a set of lego that they would occasionally play with. It might be a different operation, to my dad, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a set of lego was the chosen item.

Naughty Fish desperately craved for a bag of poop that they liked to eat. It would be a weird and wonderful proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Fish, who assumed that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.