The Dodgy Fish

The Dodgy Fish needed a bag of poop to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who considered that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Fish found a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes drop. It might be a strange exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Fish desperately craved for a big sponge to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Fish desired a teapot that they would occasionally worship. This seems a weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Fish desperately needed a crown that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a peculiar thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who considered it would be miraculous. Strangely, a crown was the chosen item.

The Dodgy Fish desperately craved for a sword that they would sometimes hug. It would be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a sword being the chosen thing.